Superman-stud Faces a Shrinking

Just when you thought you'd heard it all, here comes THE problem with the production of the movie "Superman Returns". Seems Superman star Brandon Routh is .... well ..... a REAL SUPERMAN, and as a result his character may have to be "digitally shrunk."
If you haven;t yet figured out what I'm talking about you simply MUST read the article. Its hillarious. It seems that a certain part of Routh's anatomy, when "packaged" in tights is just too distracting for the "big" screen. The wording in the article is what makes it worthwhile. Phrases such as: "prodigious package", "superbulge", "extra large endowment", "forced to erase his package with digital effects", overstuffed basket, oh I cant go on. You gotta read it. I'm getting to the part now that says Routh was selected over Jim Caviezel, after being pushed by director Bryan Singe, whom the artcle describes as "openly gay & boy crazy, with a history of "frisky" behavior with hunky young actors. Thank god he's not in charge of the camera. Singer apparently also cast unknown actor Alex Burton as Pyro, in X-men after the two had a "hot tub session." Burton has appeared in exactly NO movies since. Several actors claiming various things have sued Singer but none of the suits went anywhere.
So ladies sit up and chuckle either at the fact that Routh is so lucky and some "men" behind the camera are feeling so inadequate, or the fact that since open gayness became acceptable in hollywood, you are no longer alone in having to "romp" on the "casting couch"just to get a part.

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