New Hurricane Naming System

Hurricane Ophelia, with all her weaving and stalling, ducking and bobbing and shucking and jiving, one day full of hot air, the next day not, then full of hot air again, then not, has me thinking yet again.
Why don't we start naming all hurricanes after politicians? And if we run out of names we can use the names of infamously notable judges & lawyers.
I never would have connected the two had it not been for the adjectives being used to describe Ophelia as noted above. It was then that I realized that, hey these are some of the same words used to describe the traits, characteristics and policy of many who run for office. I mean throughout history there have been numerous politicians responsible for death, destruction, mayhem, chaos. Many have been blowhards. Heck when it comes to blowhards and "windy" conditions noone knows more about that then Bill Clinton, right? And stalling? Supreme court wannabe Roberts is doing that perfectly right now; as do most politicians also. And speaking of politicians aren't they "raining" down hard on Roberts right now? Pounding him unmercifully, just like a hurricane. Some are also good at promoting business which a hurricane will also do before it arrives and after it leaves. Then there is the "eye" of the storm, when all is calm; liken that to the baby kissing and sweet talking a politician will do to get into office, BUT watch out once he's in, its thunder, lightning and torrential downpour.

Just a thought