When Obese, Traditional Women are Better .....

than skinny, thong wearing girls. .......

Two guys were frying bread when the pan caught fire. Quickly thinking they grabbed the first large cloth they could find, wet it and put it over the fire, which was quickly extinguished.  The hero item:   his aunt's size XL traditional panties.
 Now what might have happened if they instead lived with skinny, thong wearing women?
Moral to the story? 
 Thong underwear is about as useful as it seems & protects about as much of your ass as it covers .......
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