Why Bush Won the Election

Voting Improprieties
Thanks to the Patriot Act and Homeland Security, theories as to how and why Bush won re-election, are now coming to light. Its why the American public MUST remain vigilant, during their daily routine activities. Sometimes, something so simple is SOOO important.
Proof of this came to llight last week after Constantine, got "voted" off American Idol, instead of the MUCH more obvious choice, Scott.. Due to the wonders (or not) of modern technology and the ever vigilantAmerican public, a Web site was uncovered that may yet be shown to belong to some insidious anti-democracy faction. For now its url is known as "votefortheworst.com". But fear not, thanks to the Patriot Act, the FBI, Homeland Security and a bunch of fifteeen year olds, America is again safe! It seems a sudden Infusion of curious, nosey, Patriotic Americans bombarding the site all at once was nuclear enough to shut it down! Proof that we are safe for now came last night on American Idol; Scott was finally sent packing! True, he wasnt really the worst on Tuesday's show, but at least Bo, Carrie, and Vonzell were spared.
Uncomfirmed rumors have it that the owners of the afore-mentioned site may include the Republican party, Halliburton, the Bush family, or the royal Saudi family. a longshot is the Democrats themselves, though its unclear at this point as to just WHO they were trying to elect! Making the waters even murkier. is the fact that although Bush clearly was the worst, Kerry was no prize himself, hence the possibilty that the Democrats may have owned the website. trying to push their candidate over the top.
A little side note here, something we need to think about also. Very recently another VERY important man was elected. Here's hoping that the Cardinals didnt follow the website creed, in their voting for the new Pope!!